{"id":4613,"date":"2011-07-17T23:53:56","date_gmt":"2011-07-18T03:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/liveaction.org\/blog\/?p=4613"},"modified":"2013-03-30T17:46:13","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T21:46:13","slug":"planned-parenthood-and-tucker-max-friends-with-benefits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/archive.liveaction.org\/news\/planned-parenthood-and-tucker-max-friends-with-benefits\/","title":{"rendered":"Planned Parenthood and Tucker Max &#8212; friends with benefits"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px;\" class=\"sharethis-inline-share-buttons\" ><\/div><blockquote><p>&#8220;I think that Planned Parenthood, in the past, has done good work.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211;President Barack Obama<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cDue to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.\u201d<br \/>\n&#8211;Tucker Max<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In the twenty third Federalist Paper, Alexander Hamilton articulated why America needed a federal government. Its purpose, he explained, \u00a0was to provide for \u201cthe common defense of the members and to help Tucker Max abort his unwanted children.\u201d Wait, is that not what Hamilton said? Oh well, perhaps he should have, because that\u2019s exactly what the federal government is doing. It\u2019s a fact that needs to be raised the next time that Congress reconsiders its funding of \u201creproductive health.\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4618\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4618\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4618  \" title=\"Tucker Max - 140TC\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/liveaction.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/tucker-max.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"160\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-4618\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tucker Max. (CC) Photo by Randy Stewart, http:\/\/blog.stewtopia.com.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Don\u2019t be concerned if you\u2019re unfamiliar with Tucker, as there\u2019s little to know and less to appreciate. His life revolves around getting drunk and having sex with strangers, and he\u2019s found success as an author by writing about&#8230;getting drunk and having sex with strangers. In his latest book, the self-referentially titled, <em>A&#8211;holes Finish First<\/em>, Tucker goes into detail about how he \u201cerases\u201d the consequences of his conduct. Whereas his enablers in Washington employ euphemisms such \u201cchoice\u201d and \u201cprivacy,\u201d Tucker offers a more forthright description of abortion: it allows him to \u201ckill babies.\u201d Indeed, one chapter is labeled, \u201cTucker Max: Baby Killer,\u201d and it basically consists of Tucker recounting instances in which he has convinced women (Tucker prefers the term \u201csluts\u201d) to abort his children. That many of these ladies are not yet old enough to drink is apparently significant to him, as he mentions the point several times.<\/p>\n<p>At this juncture, you might assume that the author is recounting these experiences in a cautionary manner, since that\u2019s how anyone would expect a human being to write about them. This book, however, was written by Tucker Max, and Tucker makes clear that his reflections are in no way somber or regretful. Instead, they recall what he considers to be hilarious personal triumphs. He also harbors no illusions about life beginning at birth. \u00a0In a previous chapter, \u201cBaby Mama Drama\u201d, Tucker describes the way a fetus\u2019 heart beat appears on an ultra sound monitor. He is fully cognizant of the fact that these children are alive and that he is literally paying to have them killed.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3454\" style=\"width: 219px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3454\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3454  \" title=\"Justice_Blackmun_Official\" alt=\"Justice Blackmun\" src=\"http:\/\/liveaction.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Justice_Blackmun_Official.jpg\" width=\"209\" height=\"282\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-3454\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Justice Blackmun<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Although Mr. Max is unusually vocal about his enthusiasm for abortion, his conduct is largely unremarkable. Disposing of tiny arms, legs, and heads in vats labeled \u201cMedical Waste\u201d has become a mundane feature of American society since Justice Blackmun wrote the majority opinion in <em>Roe v. Wade<\/em>. Sadly, it will remain so until the Supreme Court reverses Roe and subsequent decisions. What need not continue is the subsidization of such butchery. Tucker is atypical in that he brags of listing his abortion bills as research related tax write-offs. Most of his philandering ilk, however, benefit from the federal government\u2019s subsidies to Planned Parenthood, the nation\u2019s largest abortion provider. For years, America\u2019s tax dollars have ensured that their undesired progeny could be snuffed out at a reasonable price.\u00a0 While time (and probably liver cancer) will eventually &#8220;erase&#8221; Tucker Max, federal funding of Planned Parenthood is national blemish that Congress can remove today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I think that Planned Parenthood, in the past, has done good work.&#8221; &#8211;President Barack Obama \u201cDue to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":30382,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[769,20,770,14,771],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v20.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Planned Parenthood and Tucker Max - friends with benefits - Live Action News<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/archive.liveaction.org\/news\/planned-parenthood-and-tucker-max-friends-with-benefits\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Planned Parenthood and Tucker Max - friends with benefits - Live Action News\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"&#8220;I think that Planned Parenthood, in the past, has done good work.&#8221; 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